JAX 17, PHI 0 – 2nd Half

Posted: September 7th, 2014 | Author: | Filed under: Philadelphia Eagles | 537 Comments »

What an absolute disaster. I am in a state of shock. I could see the team playing sloppy and being down, but Nick Foles looks like a rookie with no idea of what to do. The OL wasn’t playing lights out, and then the injuries came. Evan Mathis is out for the game. RT Allen Barbre might be. For now you are looking at Peters – Molk – Kelce – Herremans – Gardner.

The defense has played the run well, but the pass coverage has been awful. Looks like Bradley Fletcher got benched for Nolan Carroll and Cary Williams has been just dreadful.

Chip Kelly needs to work his magic. I can deal with a loss, but I need to see Foles wake up and get going.

This is still a winnable game. The Eagles get the ball first. If they can go score and make the game 17-7, that would shift some pressure to the Jags. The game has been easy for Chad Henne and Jacksonville so far. Put some pressure on them and see how they respond.

I don’t bench Foles. He’s your guy. You have to let him play his way out of this. If things continue to be awful and the game is 31-7 or something like that in the 4th Qtr, I’m okay with pulling him and putting in a backup to simply finish the game out. I’m not benching Foles to see if someone else can spark the team.

Hopefully Nick will get going and this becomes a moot discussion.

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537 Comments on “JAX 17, PHI 0 – 2nd Half”

  1. 1 nicolajNN said at 2:54 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Are we having fun yet?

  2. 2 Donald Kalinowski said at 2:54 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I miss McNabb.

  3. 3 scratcherk said at 2:55 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Mama Mcnabb?

  4. 4 Dragon_Eagle said at 2:55 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    First half could not have been worse.

  5. 5 Baloophi said at 2:55 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I would’ve tinkered with the idea of an on-side kick if I were Gus Bradley. Real risky, but reward would’ve been great.

  6. 6 BC1968 said at 2:55 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Wow what a flutter ball

  7. 7 McNabbulousness said at 2:56 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    i starting to think hes injured, he can’t be this bad in a vacuum, can he?

  8. 8 Dragon_Eagle said at 2:56 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    It feels like AR is calling the game. Where is McCoy?

  9. 9 Baloophi said at 2:56 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Baby steps…

  10. 10 SeanofDead said at 2:57 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Interested to see adjustments on both sides of the ball. I think we see more 2 te , 2 rb sets Foles will be looking for more short routes. Would be nice to some screen plays run as well.

  11. 11 SteveH said at 2:57 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    These outside runs are the worst.

  12. 12 Baloophi said at 2:57 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    “The one guy Jacksonville cannot afford to lose.” I’ve heard that about 4 different players so far. Also, doesn’t seem to be the case.

  13. 13 McNabbulousness said at 2:57 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    fuck, as psu fan fan bummed poz is injured

  14. 14 Baloophi said at 2:59 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    BAD Foles.

  15. 15 BC1968 said at 2:59 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Have to make these wide open plays

  16. 16 SteveH said at 2:59 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Jesus Christ.

  17. 17 Baloophi said at 2:59 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Bad throw on that screen cost us, too.

  18. 18 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:00 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Go for it.

  19. 19 McNabbulousness said at 3:00 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    ditto

  20. 20 SteveH said at 3:00 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Wow. FUCKING FINALLY.

  21. 21 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:00 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    yea

  22. 22 Baloophi said at 3:00 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    KABLAMMO!

  23. 23 BC1968 said at 3:00 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Chip Kelly said fuck that

  24. 24 McNabbulousness said at 3:00 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    THERE IT IS MOFOS!!!!

  25. 25 Flyin said at 3:00 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    YES!!!!!!

  26. 26 GEAGLE said at 3:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    U ready?

  27. 27 Baloophi said at 3:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Parkey time!

  28. 28 McNabbulousness said at 3:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    so faster, we need to go faster…

  29. 29 BC1968 said at 3:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Welcome to Philly

  30. 30 doublgee said at 3:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    WHEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

  31. 31 Anders said at 3:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    FUUUUUUUUUUCK YEA

  32. 32 anon said at 3:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    score??? please say score, please say something happened

  33. 33 scratcherk said at 3:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER!!

  34. 34 Baloophi said at 3:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Amazing. Missed FG and Bair’s FG block looking “helpful.”

  35. 35 McNabbulousness said at 3:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    holy shit, we’re only down by 10pts

  36. 36 Baloophi said at 3:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Cue GEAGLE…

  37. 37 McNabbulousness said at 3:02 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    hahahahah beautiful call

  38. 38 GEAGLE said at 3:02 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    We get to find out about our defense now!! Banged up offense.. Time to put yourselves on the map boys… OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS!!!! DEFENSE!!!!

  39. 39 doublgee said at 3:02 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Gus Bus is coming to a halt!

  40. 40 SeanofDead said at 3:02 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Sproles looked really slow there….but whatever….finally some points.

  41. 41 Flyin said at 3:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    He never had a run that long before.

  42. 42 McNabbulousness said at 3:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    not as young as he used to be

  43. 43 scratcherk said at 3:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    he’s more quick than fast, but fast enough there. not like a linebacker was catching up to him

  44. 44 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Would it be too much to ask for our defense to come up with a turnover now?

  45. 45 GEAGLE said at 3:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    U ready?

  46. 46 TommyLawlor said at 3:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Finally!

    More please.

  47. 47 McNabbulousness said at 3:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    SPECIAL TEAMS!!! MARAGOS!!!

  48. 48 Flyin said at 3:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    ST’s again!

  49. 49 BC1968 said at 3:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Fuck them up defense.

  50. 50 GEAGLE said at 3:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    No, no, no

  51. 51 SteveH said at 3:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    What?

  52. 52 Baloophi said at 3:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Possible Mutumbo fingers: No, no, no?

  53. 53 GEAGLE said at 3:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    YES!!!!

  54. 54 Baloophi said at 3:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That was a full-body horse collar… where’s the flag???

  55. 55 BC1968 said at 3:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Here we go…now we’re cooking

  56. 56 Baloophi said at 3:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Get Curry in there!

  57. 57 GEAGLE said at 3:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    No, no,no,

  58. 58 SeanofDead said at 3:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Yes yes play conservatively Jags….yes

  59. 59 GEAGLE said at 3:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    No,no,no!!

  60. 60 McNabbulousness said at 3:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    big stop

  61. 61 BC1968 said at 3:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Could it be we have a coach who knows how to make adjustments?

  62. 62 SuPaFrO said at 3:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Can there be such a thing?

  63. 63 BC1968 said at 3:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    You must be in the same dream as me.

  64. 64 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Thought there were rules against that. Ahem, I need to do a better job there.

  65. 65 Baloophi said at 3:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Shades of the playoff return there…

  66. 66 GEAGLE said at 3:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Back up in this bitch like whoa!

  67. 67 Baloophi said at 3:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Ha! I love it! Not a single verb in there, but that’s what makes it work!

  68. 68 McNabbulousness said at 3:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    KEEP DRINKING!

  69. 69 doublgee said at 3:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That’ll be the song I play after our win!

  70. 70 Baloophi said at 3:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    We got Sproles for a 5th rounder?

  71. 71 Baloophi said at 3:08 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I mean, he’s no CJ Gaddis, Jeremy Bloom, or Ricky Sapp, but still… pretty good.

  72. 72 McNabbulousness said at 3:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    sproles!!!!

  73. 73 SteveH said at 3:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Hopefully we gave Foles a brain transplant.

  74. 74 jshort said at 3:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Jags starting to feel it slip away

  75. 75 BC1968 said at 3:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Ok so this whole Sproules thing is starting to look good.

  76. 76 scratcherk said at 3:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    At least sproles wants to win

  77. 77 SeanofDead said at 3:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Nifty shifty moves Sproles

  78. 78 SeanofDead said at 3:08 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Momentum……

  79. 79 BC1968 said at 3:08 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Little excited there Foles?

  80. 80 SteveH said at 3:09 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Well Foles still sucks. Lets call all screens and runs.

  81. 81 SeanofDead said at 3:09 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    ^This

  82. 82 Baloophi said at 3:09 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Foles is still a little off… Come on, buddy.

  83. 83 scratcherk said at 3:09 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Run heavy offense now please, this is not Foles day.

  84. 84 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:09 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Shady is amazing.

  85. 85 SteveH said at 3:09 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Hah Shady almost fucked that up.

  86. 86 BC1968 said at 3:09 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Exciting now

  87. 87 BC1968 said at 3:10 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Keep it safe Foles.

  88. 88 Baloophi said at 3:10 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Checkdowns are gooood. Checkdowns are goooood.

  89. 89 McNabbulousness said at 3:10 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    steady eddie, keep it up

  90. 90 BC1968 said at 3:10 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Now the announcers are showering the Eagles’ offense with compliments

  91. 91 Baloophi said at 3:11 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    They only have two gears, my friend.

  92. 92 SteveH said at 3:11 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Some OL fucked up that screen, ran right by the guy who tackled Celek.

  93. 93 SteveH said at 3:11 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    FUCK YEAH FINALLY, FOLES!

  94. 94 GEAGLE said at 3:11 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Wings flap!!!

  95. 95 BC1968 said at 3:11 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Welcome back!

  96. 96 McNabbulousness said at 3:11 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    ERTZ IN A BLINK OF AN EYE!!!!!!!!!!11

  97. 97 SeanofDead said at 3:11 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Vintage Foles throw there

  98. 98 Flyin said at 3:12 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    ERTZ!!!

  99. 99 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:12 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Ugly throw actually, but I’ll take it.

  100. 100 McNabbulousness said at 3:12 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    yeah he’s still a little off

  101. 101 SteveH said at 3:13 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Wasn’t a bad throw, he just babied it a little.

  102. 102 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:13 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Quack

  103. 103 SteveH said at 3:14 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Nah, wasn’t a weak wobbler, he just floated it in there.

  104. 104 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:17 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    You’re right. I take it back after that replay. Nice throw Foles.

  105. 105 BC1968 said at 3:13 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That Foles floater worked a lot last year, so it’s not anything different I don’t think

  106. 106 Baloophi said at 3:12 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Dog is starting to cower with my screams of enthusiasm now… very tough on the canine units…

  107. 107 BC1968 said at 3:12 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I said it, 17-0 is nothing. Didn’t I guys! Come on guys, I’m insecure so can I have credit?

  108. 108 scratcherk said at 3:12 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    WE’RE BACK BABY!

  109. 109 GEAGLE said at 3:13 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Shady looked like Iverson crossing over Jordan on the jags D…wings flap!

  110. 110 ACViking said at 3:13 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Too many replays.

  111. 111 Baloophi said at 3:14 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Always gets the replay. It’s like our ref is Tommy (from The Who… not Lawlor).

  112. 112 SeanofDead said at 3:13 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I think he was actually down at the one, no worries tho, let’s Sproles slide in there

  113. 113 BC1968 said at 3:14 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    It fell short but rolled in before he was touched

  114. 114 BC1968 said at 3:14 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Sorry, Ertz isn’t an it.

  115. 115 Baloophi said at 3:15 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Or, perhaps he is…

  116. 116 BC1968 said at 3:16 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    You mean it.

  117. 117 Baloophi said at 3:17 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Good catch. Just like “it.”

  118. 118 scratcherk said at 3:14 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Not this game my friend, we can’t take anything for granted this game

  119. 119 Anders said at 3:13 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Foles is still missing targets left and right and that TD pass had too much air, but hey we fucking scored points

  120. 120 GEAGLE said at 3:15 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Forecast….RAIN!

  121. 121 Flyin said at 3:14 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Stands!!!

  122. 122 Baloophi said at 3:14 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Okay, Parkey. Into the stands!

  123. 123 McNabbulousness said at 3:14 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    parkey is killing it on PATs!

  124. 124 SeanofDead said at 3:16 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Parkey putting the excitement back into the extra point.

  125. 125 Flyin said at 3:15 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Parkey still perfect for Eagles!

  126. 126 jshort said at 3:16 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Don’t jinx him

  127. 127 Flyin said at 3:17 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    No worries. He’s butter.

  128. 128 Baloophi said at 3:16 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Guys, I’m throwing around up-votes like I’m on shore-leave!

  129. 129 A Roy said at 3:17 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Hellloooo, Sailor.

  130. 130 SuPaFrO said at 3:16 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Didn’t some one call the game 35-17 just the other day?

  131. 131 GEAGLE said at 3:17 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    No,no,no!!!!

  132. 132 jshort said at 3:18 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Ahhhh they feel like they have to throw

  133. 133 BC1968 said at 3:18 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Now they are looking like the Jags.

  134. 134 SeanofDead said at 3:18 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Clearly Jags didnt practice with the fly swatters

  135. 135 GEAGLE said at 3:18 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    No.no.no!!

  136. 136 Baloophi said at 3:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Curry with pressure!

  137. 137 ACViking said at 3:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Foles is going 1st read on every pass now.

    No chance for indecisiveness.

  138. 138 GEAGLE said at 3:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    No..no..no!!!

  139. 139 BC1968 said at 3:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Is this the same game?

  140. 140 Flyin said at 3:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Reminds me of the snow bowl.

  141. 141 BC1968 said at 3:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That’s right, someone mentioned that earlier. Maybe you?

  142. 142 Flyin said at 3:23 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Not I. I mentioned the Oregon game from last night earlier about coming back.

  143. 143 Baloophi said at 3:25 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    It was me… but I’ve mentioned a lot of crap today. As per usual. Sorry.

  144. 144 McNabbulousness said at 3:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    momentum!

  145. 145 GEAGLE said at 3:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Wings flap!!

  146. 146 BC1968 said at 3:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Killing it Sproules..love it.

  147. 147 BC1968 said at 3:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Falcons and Browns are turning their tide too..Crazy

  148. 148 SuPaFrO said at 3:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I guess they went with the 0-0 approach at the half

  149. 149 McNabbulousness said at 3:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    sproles=spark plug

  150. 150 Baloophi said at 3:21 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Pistol!

  151. 151 SteveH said at 3:21 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Man Cooper has looked bad so far this year.

  152. 152 BC1968 said at 3:22 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    He hasn’t had much to work with throw wise.

  153. 153 McNabbulousness said at 3:22 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    hopefully small sample size

  154. 154 Anders said at 3:23 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    How is that on Cooper?

  155. 155 scratcherk said at 3:23 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Thought it was good throw by Foles

  156. 156 Anders said at 3:24 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Yea to where none could catch it.

    Most likely Foles and Cooper didnt see the same.

  157. 157 Insomniac said at 3:21 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Time to draft OL next year.

    Make that WRs next year too.

  158. 158 Anders said at 3:24 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I still want CB above all

  159. 159 Patrick said at 3:24 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    We need some good CBs, especially if we won’t pay the Boy King

  160. 160 Mac said at 3:24 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I was hoping we would draft a high OL this past year

  161. 161 scratcherk said at 3:25 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    In hindsight, an OL instead of Huff might have helped

  162. 162 anon said at 3:35 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    instead of Smith early

  163. 163 Baloophi said at 3:25 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    A rare drop from hall of famer Hurns.

  164. 164 scratcherk said at 3:27 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    tsk 25% drop rate by Hurns… he sucks

  165. 165 SteveH said at 3:25 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Good coverage by Fletcher there.

  166. 166 BC1968 said at 3:25 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Gotta stop them here, completely shut them down and keep this thing rolling.

  167. 167 McNabbulousness said at 3:27 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    big defensive stand

  168. 168 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:27 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Time to take the lead for good.

  169. 169 Baloophi said at 3:28 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Looked like Boykin popped that pass out of Lee’s hands.

  170. 170 shah8 said at 3:28 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    This is still an awful Jags team.

  171. 171 scratcherk said at 3:29 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    they werent awful 20 minutes ago.

  172. 172 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:29 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    We were.

  173. 173 shah8 said at 3:32 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    They got a couple of rather easy scores. They haven’t been coverting third downs. Okay on the runs, but they haven’t been *that* good on pass defense.

  174. 174 BC1968 said at 3:28 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Nice.

  175. 175 SteveH said at 3:28 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Welcome to the game Cooper.

  176. 176 McNabbulousness said at 3:29 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    im glad the call went our way, but i fucking hate the new contact rules

  177. 177 BC1968 said at 3:29 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Damn he broke an ankle there.

  178. 178 SteveH said at 3:30 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Goddamnit, STOP RUNNING THAT OUTSIDE STRETCH PLAY.

  179. 179 Anders said at 3:32 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    My same thought. I wonder if fans will stop blaming Bryce Brown and blame the OL?

  180. 180 scratcherk said at 3:30 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    mccoy keeps taking himself out of game

  181. 181 Baloophi said at 3:30 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Kelly wanted a horse collar called against that McCoy tackle…

  182. 182 McNabbulousness said at 3:31 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    how about we throw the ball beyond the line to gain on 3rd down

  183. 183 Baloophi said at 3:32 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Too bad that was a called screen – we had a 3 on 2 on the other side of the field…

  184. 184 SteveH said at 3:33 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Wow, Marquis Lee yapping after a 9 yard reception. Relax son.

  185. 185 SteveH said at 3:33 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    B GRIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!

  186. 186 BC1968 said at 3:33 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Damn Graham blasted him

  187. 187 McNabbulousness said at 3:33 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    GRAHAM FIRECRACKER!

  188. 188 doublgee said at 3:35 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    DAYUM!!!

  189. 189 scratcherk said at 3:34 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Graham doing his best Clowney impression

  190. 190 McNabbulousness said at 3:37 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    minus the knee injury

  191. 191 47_Ronin said at 3:37 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Minus the fumble and the recovery

  192. 192 scratcherk said at 3:40 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    i did say ‘his best’…

  193. 193 BC1968 said at 3:35 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Cleveland went from 27-3 down to Pittsburgh to 27-27. Wow

  194. 194 BC1968 said at 3:36 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Can’t let that shit happen. This comeback has stalled.

  195. 195 doublgee said at 3:38 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    This drive has gone on far too long

  196. 196 BC1968 said at 3:38 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    The d-line is getting their hands up that’s for sure.

  197. 197 GEAGLE said at 3:38 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    No,no.no,!!

  198. 198 SeanofDead said at 3:38 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I would really like the defense to do the Mutombo finger wag after batting down these passes

  199. 199 scratcherk said at 3:39 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    how many bats is that

  200. 200 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:41 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Count_von_Count_kneeling.png

  201. 201 Baloophi said at 3:39 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Jax only has one timeout left…

  202. 202 doublgee said at 3:40 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Gus must have the Spirit of Andy flowing through him

  203. 203 Baloophi said at 3:40 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    The Spirit of Andy sounds like an old-timey airplane. Jumbo, obviously…

  204. 204 47_Ronin said at 3:39 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Maclin is averaging 9 yds/rec, where’s the deep ball?

  205. 205 Insomniac said at 3:43 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Where’s any of our WRs? They show up like once every 3 plays.

  206. 206 47_Ronin said at 3:47 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I think Cooper missing time in the preseason has affected the timing with Foles. Last year Foles would throw “anticipation” passes to Cooper.

  207. 207 SteveH said at 3:39 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I’m trying to figure out a batted pass nickname for Barwin but nothing rhymes… JJ Swat is too perfect.

  208. 208 jshort said at 3:39 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    money time

  209. 209 GEAGLE said at 3:40 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Yes sir

  210. 210 BC1968 said at 3:39 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Damn now Miami has taken the lead from New England. Crazy shit

  211. 211 47_Ronin said at 3:44 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Last season is in the books, preseason is meaningless and now these are the real games and anything can happen.

  212. 212 Insomniac said at 3:40 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Did Chip forget that we have WRs?

  213. 213 McNabbulousness said at 3:42 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    again with the shitty screen

  214. 214 BC1968 said at 3:42 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    A WR sighting

  215. 215 Baloophi said at 3:42 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Jordan Matthews on the board. First catch, right?

  216. 216 McNabbulousness said at 3:42 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    big fucking catch and conversion

  217. 217 SteveH said at 3:43 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    2nd I think.

  218. 218 Baloophi said at 3:43 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I sit corrected.

  219. 219 BC1968 said at 3:43 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That Foles fake spin around play is shit

  220. 220 Baloophi said at 3:43 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    The spin-back screen may have reached its saturation point…

  221. 221 SteveH said at 3:43 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Sproles so shifty, why did NO want to get rid of him?

  222. 222 McNabbulousness said at 3:44 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    money money money

  223. 223 GEAGLE said at 3:44 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    $50million safety

  224. 224 ACViking said at 3:44 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    have any screens worked for much more than a few yards?

  225. 225 scratcherk said at 3:44 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    screen-a-thon. to be expected i guess with this makeshift oline

  226. 226 BC1968 said at 3:44 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    We do have some flash in the backfield.

  227. 227 scratcherk said at 3:44 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    up the middle appears to be working

  228. 228 Baloophi said at 3:45 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    There it is, AC!

  229. 229 BC1968 said at 3:45 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That was an awesome Foles play.

  230. 230 SteveH said at 3:45 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Foles finally heating up, god that was an awful first 2 quarters.

  231. 231 McNabbulousness said at 3:45 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    there you go up the field baby

  232. 232 Baloophi said at 3:45 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Another negative to indecisive Foles are these desperate holds…

  233. 233 SteveH said at 3:46 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That was just a stupid hold, he kinda tugged his shoulder pad for a microsecond.

  234. 234 Baloophi said at 3:46 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Yeah… also, late hit, much?

  235. 235 scratcherk said at 3:46 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    ERTZ BABY

  236. 236 scratcherk said at 3:46 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    thanks for the late hit flag u a-holes.

  237. 237 BC1968 said at 3:46 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Lucky there.

  238. 238 BC1968 said at 3:47 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Wonder what kind of fg kicker we have

  239. 239 Baloophi said at 3:47 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Okay, Parkey…

  240. 240 scratcherk said at 3:47 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    could be big for parkey here.

  241. 241 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:47 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Parkey time?

  242. 242 McNabbulousness said at 3:47 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    absolutely, trial by fire!

  243. 243 Insomniac said at 3:47 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Ugh this offense is so not explosive.

  244. 244 scratcherk said at 3:47 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Foles needs to pull the trigger stop pump faking.

  245. 245 SteveH said at 3:47 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    PARKEY!!!!!!!!! BUYING HIS JERSEY!

  246. 246 BC1968 said at 3:48 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    WOW

  247. 247 Baloophi said at 3:48 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    War Damn Eagle!

  248. 248 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:48 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    WOOHOOOO!!!!

  249. 249 GEAGLE said at 3:48 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Hhahahahahahahaha

  250. 250 BC1968 said at 3:48 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I love him

  251. 251 McNabbulousness said at 3:48 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    PARKEY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  252. 252 shah8 said at 3:48 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    A little late, but cya Henery

  253. 253 Flyin said at 3:48 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Perfect Parkey!!!

  254. 254 ACViking said at 3:48 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Kelly calls a 3rd down run to set up a 50 yard FG attempt.

    That’s confidence

  255. 255 McNabbulousness said at 3:49 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    he’s always one step ahead of us plebeians

  256. 256 Insomniac said at 3:48 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Cody Parkey already kicked Henery’s career longest FG.

  257. 257 ACViking said at 3:48 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Parkey is GOD

  258. 258 ACViking said at 3:49 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    no offense

  259. 259 jshort said at 3:49 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    he know

  260. 260 Flyin said at 3:49 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    The God of ALL Gods!

  261. 261 Spooonius said at 3:50 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Woo hooo!!!!!

  262. 262 scratcherk said at 3:49 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    HELL YEA PARKEY HELL YEA

  263. 263 A Roy said at 3:49 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Wonder what Henery is doing right now.

  264. 264 SteveH said at 3:49 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    If he has any smarts he’s injecting horse steroids directly into his leg.

  265. 265 doublgee said at 3:49 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Whistling

  266. 266 Hanibal Luis said at 3:50 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Not hitting it from 50yd.

  267. 267 47_Ronin said at 3:50 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Cursing and chucking his remote at the TV screen

  268. 268 BC1968 said at 3:49 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    There’s a nice trade we made.

  269. 269 Baloophi said at 3:50 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Wonder if there’s really something going on with McCoy. Like cramps or something. Lot of Sproles that last drive…

  270. 270 SeanofDead said at 3:50 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Meet Parkey……. Franchise Place Kicker

  271. 271 BC1968 said at 3:50 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Awesome kickoff

  272. 272 McNabbulousness said at 3:50 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    parkey is pumped up!

  273. 273 Mitchell said at 3:51 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Its the amphetamines

  274. 274 McNabbulousness said at 3:52 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    lane johnson: “no its not..”

  275. 275 doublgee said at 3:52 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Pump up the Parkey! Pump up the Parkey! DANCE. DANCE!

  276. 276 GEAGLE said at 3:50 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Ha ha ha ha

  277. 277 SteveH said at 3:50 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    It aint no lie Henery bye bye bye…

  278. 278 McNabbulousness said at 3:51 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    garth, thats a haiku…and possibly a brittany spears refernce…

  279. 279 doublgee said at 3:51 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    God No…

  280. 280 GEAGLE said at 3:52 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Did you just make it cool to quote the backstreet boys? Lol ok gangsta

  281. 281 BC1968 said at 3:51 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Washington has 6 points. Guess DeSean’s Reskins career hasn’t started off so great.

  282. 282 A Roy said at 3:52 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    7 for 49 and they have maybe one more drive remaining. Oh, and 1 run for -9

  283. 283 Mitchell said at 3:51 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Would anybody have confidence in letting Henery try that kick? Regardless of the stats Henery had, I still felt like Parkey would make it.

  284. 284 Flyin said at 3:51 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Rise of the machine.

  285. 285 Spooonius said at 3:52 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Not me. That’s a good point. It looks like we now have a new weapon.

  286. 286 jshort said at 3:52 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    pick 6 be nice

  287. 287 Hanibal Luis said at 3:53 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Heck a pick/TO would be nice.

  288. 288 SteveH said at 3:52 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I dub Parkey the true murderleg.

  289. 289 Hanibal Luis said at 3:52 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    And he follows it up with the boom TB!

  290. 290 GEAGLE said at 3:52 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    No..no,,no..

  291. 291 GEAGLE said at 3:53 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Haha desperate shit

  292. 292 GEAGLE said at 3:53 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    No…no..no

  293. 293 McNabbulousness said at 3:55 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    just realized you’re a little a head of us watching it ontv

  294. 294 GEAGLE said at 3:58 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Oh shit sorry

  295. 295 BC1968 said at 3:54 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Shit I hate getting a team to 3rd down and then giving it up.

  296. 296 SuPaFrO said at 3:55 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Should be use to it by now

  297. 297 BC1968 said at 3:55 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Yeah that’s why I hate it.

  298. 298 BC1968 said at 3:55 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    We haven;’t even had a turnover yet.

  299. 299 Dragon_Eagle said at 3:55 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Let’s go defense. Need to lay the smack down.

  300. 300 SteveH said at 3:56 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Curry good stop.

  301. 301 McNabbulousness said at 3:56 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    spicy!

  302. 302 SteveH said at 3:56 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Lots of surprising scores around the league. NE losing, Tennessee thumping KC, Pittsburgh and Cleveland tied.

  303. 303 BC1968 said at 3:57 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Bullshit that was complete?

  304. 304 BC1968 said at 3:57 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That’s complete.

  305. 305 scratcherk said at 3:58 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Was Curry like “why the f are u taking me out of hte game?”

  306. 306 SeanofDead said at 4:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Ya I saw that too, he was not happy

  307. 307 SteveH said at 3:58 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That might be our ball.

  308. 308 McNabbulousness said at 3:58 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    def made a football move

  309. 309 BC1968 said at 3:58 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Challenge..yep

  310. 310 Insomniac said at 3:58 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That’s a god damn fumble

  311. 311 BC1968 said at 3:58 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Both feet were down.

  312. 312 McNabbulousness said at 3:58 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    and made a football move

  313. 313 BC1968 said at 3:59 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    It’s clear. If they don’t get this right then we should be able to apply for a job.

  314. 314 Baloophi said at 3:58 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Looked like a “football move” to me…

  315. 315 BC1968 said at 3:58 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Without a doubt.

  316. 316 Baloophi said at 3:59 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    If that were in the end zone or along the sideline that would be a catch, right? Ergo…

  317. 317 GEAGLE said at 3:59 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    If we didn’t get the ball they would be begging for the catch to stand..clowns. Better give Earl Wolff his fumble

  318. 318 A Roy said at 3:59 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Skins lost

  319. 319 McNabbulousness said at 4:00 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    yeah they did!!! watt might be an mvp candidate

  320. 320 Insomniac said at 3:59 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    The Falcons are back. Matt Ryan tearing up one of the “best” defenses from last year.

  321. 321 SteveH said at 4:00 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    No way, fuck Tripplette.

  322. 322 BC1968 said at 4:00 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    This is the biggest bullshit call Are you fucking kidding me?

  323. 323 McNabbulousness said at 4:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    bullshit

  324. 324 BC1968 said at 4:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Terrible, terrible call.

  325. 325 scratcherk said at 4:01 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    that is unbelievable

  326. 326 BC1968 said at 4:02 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    The fact that you get to see it again in slo mo and still gett it wrong boggles th

  327. 327 SteveH said at 4:02 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Oh well, we ended up getting the ball almost at the same spot because they would have spotted it at the recovery point.

  328. 328 BC1968 said at 4:02 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Except it fhey didn’t do anything at first we had a return.

  329. 329 doublgee said at 4:02 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That’s as bad as the Horse Collar call on Toby Gerhart

  330. 330 Baloophi said at 4:02 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Cue up the 7 minute drive…

  331. 331 Baloophi said at 4:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    OR… the 7 second drive.

  332. 332 SteveH said at 4:02 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Jesus somebody put Mike Carey out of his misery.

  333. 333 McNabbulousness said at 4:02 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    ofcourse mike carey is going to confirm the officials call, spineless fuck

  334. 334 SteveH said at 4:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    BOUT TIME!

  335. 335 jshort said at 4:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    not bad

  336. 336 BC1968 said at 4:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    There’s our deep threat. Suck it DeSean!!

  337. 337 McNabbulousness said at 4:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    maclin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  338. 338 Insomniac said at 4:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    RETURN OF THE MAC

  339. 339 GEAGLE said at 4:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Shame on you! Wings…flap!

  340. 340 Dragon_Eagle said at 4:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Way to give the defense a rest!!!! Ok, j/k

  341. 341 McNabbulousness said at 4:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    blown fucking coverage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  342. 342 BC1968 said at 4:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    So easy when they don’t cover you.

  343. 343 SeanofDead said at 4:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Lol, he actually under threw him

  344. 344 James Adair said at 7:14 AM on September 8th, 2014:

    Better than over throwing him 🙂

  345. 345 Baloophi said at 4:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    The secondary was watching DeSean in Washington, so…

  346. 346 SteveH said at 4:03 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    PARKEY STILL PERFECT!!! I mean… MACLIN SCORESS!!!!

  347. 347 McNabbulousness said at 4:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    no one was within 25 yards of him!!!

  348. 348 doublgee said at 4:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    GAINING MOMENTUM!!! http://bit.ly/1ucuE8N

  349. 349 Corry said at 4:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Oh thank god!

  350. 350 scratcherk said at 4:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    FOLESMANIA!

  351. 351 GEAGLE said at 4:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Can’t stop the rain… #Rainmaker

  352. 352 Corry said at 4:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Also listening to the game sucks! I want my damn TV!!!!

  353. 353 SuPaFrO said at 4:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    It’s not much better. But at least u can mute!

  354. 354 GEAGLE said at 4:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Our defense is about to rip their fucking heart out!

  355. 355 Baloophi said at 4:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Kaboom…

  356. 356 scratcherk said at 4:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That was 60 yards in the air

  357. 357 SteveH said at 4:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Somehow Nick Foles has 300 yards passing this game. The mind fairly boggles.

  358. 358 ACViking said at 4:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    The new NFL

  359. 359 BC1968 said at 4:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That’s this offense. Crazy.

  360. 360 Baloophi said at 4:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Love the qualified boggling…

  361. 361 A Roy said at 4:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Not qualified. It was compared to unfair boggling.

  362. 362 A Roy said at 4:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:
  363. 363 Anders said at 4:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    We can still agree Foles was terrible in the 1st half and iffy in the 3rd quarter?

  364. 364 SteveH said at 4:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Foles was miserable most of the game, started heating up later on. Hopefully this was just jitters and not a harbinger.

  365. 365 shah8 said at 4:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    My point was already sort of proven.

  366. 366 A Roy said at 4:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    yada yada yada

  367. 367 James Adair said at 7:20 AM on September 8th, 2014:

    I can’t up vote this enough

  368. 368 BC1968 said at 4:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Damn what a first week if you look around at the scores so far.

  369. 369 SteveH said at 4:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Thank god we didn’t add to the insanity.

  370. 370 BC1968 said at 4:05 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    For anyone who isn’t bipolar. This is bipolar, welcome.

  371. 371 doublgee said at 4:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    LMAO!!!!

  372. 372 SteveH said at 4:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Hah.

  373. 373 Dragon_Eagle said at 4:06 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I don’t like it. Let me out.

  374. 374 scratcherk said at 4:08 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    So you’re saying there are meds for this…

  375. 375 Corry said at 4:08 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Nope…just nope.

  376. 376 McNabbulousness said at 4:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    parkey with yet another antihenery (touchback)

  377. 377 Baloophi said at 4:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Parkerey.

  378. 378 jshort said at 4:07 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    come on …throw the duck

  379. 379 Corry said at 4:08 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    C’mon D. Shut ’em down.

  380. 380 McNabbulousness said at 4:09 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    bring the fucking house

  381. 381 SteveH said at 4:09 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Holy shit who crushed Henne there.

  382. 382 BlindChow said at 4:12 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Cox

  383. 383 SeanofDead said at 4:12 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Cox and it was prob helmet to helmet, wouldn’t be shocked if he gets a fine

  384. 384 BC1968 said at 4:09 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    He didn’t get the first down

  385. 385 McNabbulousness said at 4:09 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    hey tommy, enjoying the ride now

  386. 386 suthrneagle said at 4:49 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    an inverted rollercoaster
    never woulda thought such a thing existed

  387. 387 Baloophi said at 4:10 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Too bad they can’t challenge the spot (no timeouts).

  388. 388 Dragon_Eagle said at 4:10 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Lets go!!!

  389. 389 BC1968 said at 4:10 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Game here.

  390. 390 jshort said at 4:10 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    choke

  391. 391 Baloophi said at 4:10 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Henne feared the Barwin…

  392. 392 BC1968 said at 4:10 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    They had the perfect play. This is the Cooper play from last year that he dropped.

  393. 393 McNabbulousness said at 4:10 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    jags just remembered they’re the jags

  394. 394 GEAGLE said at 4:11 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Chip is about to Take Gus Bradley ‘s head clean off, like a fuckin samurai

  395. 395 Baloophi said at 4:11 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    FINISH HIM!

  396. 396 scratcherk said at 4:12 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Go for the throat!

  397. 397 BC1968 said at 4:12 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    We need a score here.

  398. 398 Dragon_Eagle said at 4:12 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Now, we are missing Mathis. Need road graders out there.

  399. 399 BC1968 said at 4:13 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Wow there’s a hole you could put a tank through.

  400. 400 McNabbulousness said at 4:13 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    shady!

  401. 401 ACViking said at 4:13 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Kelly setting up for another Parkey 50+ Special

  402. 402 SeanofDead said at 4:13 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Clock management FTW

  403. 403 McNabbulousness said at 4:14 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    anti reid this shit!

  404. 404 BC1968 said at 4:14 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Imagine you had Jax and the 11. You may have spent the before the game was over and be in big trouble.

  405. 405 Insomniac said at 4:14 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Holy moly. The Saints-Falcons game is good.

  406. 406 Baloophi said at 4:15 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That would’ve been a good Foles keeper moment.

  407. 407 BC1968 said at 4:15 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Conservative. I guess considering what happened down at the goal line earlier.

  408. 408 Corry said at 4:15 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I’m still shocked when the coaching staff makes successful adjustments at the half…

  409. 409 BC1968 said at 4:16 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Still glad that Henery isn’t trying this kick. That’s how bad it would’ve been if we had to stick with him. There are no chip shots.

  410. 410 GEAGLE said at 4:16 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    This is why I don’t bet. Philly bookies are the happiest eagles fans in the world. Not even Chip could screw them up

  411. 411 McNabbulousness said at 4:16 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    what was the spread btw?

  412. 412 Anders said at 4:17 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    10.5

  413. 413 McNabbulousness said at 4:17 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    holy shit thats a large spread

  414. 414 GEAGLE said at 4:17 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    11

  415. 415 Anders said at 4:17 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Bookies always win

  416. 416 Dragon_Eagle said at 4:17 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    THE PARKEY!!!!!!

  417. 417 BC1968 said at 4:17 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Love me some Parkey.

  418. 418 McNabbulousness said at 4:17 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    parkey in the clutch making it a 2 pos. game!

  419. 419 Anders said at 4:18 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Btw Dolphins is leading 33 to 20 over the Patriots oO, Redskins lost to the Texans

  420. 420 doublgee said at 4:18 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Cody Parkey Can’t Lose 😉

  421. 421 BC1968 said at 4:18 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    PIcture all the Cowboys fans who were laughing at us in the first half. Now we win and they are about to get their asses handed to them.

  422. 422 Corry said at 4:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I love seeing kickoffs go deep enough that the opposing team has to take a knee.

  423. 423 Baloophi said at 4:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Parkey almost making up for missing the FG in the national championship game Auburn lost by 3 when my in-laws traveled across the country to see the game.

  424. 424 ACViking said at 4:27 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    B —

    I can still hear the silence in the car during the ride home

  425. 425 Baloophi said at 4:29 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    The silence was deafening.

  426. 426 GEAGLE said at 4:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Shady better take the kicker out for a night on the town… Toast forgetting Alex ever exsisted..insert dumb response pointing out his 99.98 FG percentage

  427. 427 A_T_G said at 4:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    So, the Cliff’s Notes takeaway from this game:

    NFL minds spent all offseason trying to figure out how to stop Chip’s offense. Gus Bradley, a great defensive mind with months to think, came up with a good plan. Chip adjusted during halftime.

  428. 428 Baloophi said at 4:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    After losing two starters on OL and possibly with an injured McCoy…

  429. 429 Anders said at 4:27 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Unless Bradley’s gameplan was to slip something into Foles water and have him not be able to see an open WR, I wouldnt call it a gameplan

  430. 430 Corry said at 4:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    wooooo!!!!

  431. 431 ACViking said at 4:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I only watch Eagles games to see Parkey put the ball 9 yards deep in the EZ.

    Everything else I’ve seen before.

  432. 432 SteveH said at 4:19 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    LOL! FAT MAN TD ALERT!

  433. 433 BlindChow said at 4:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Henery: *kicks a rock* I would’ve scored 4 points off that kick.

  434. 434 jshort said at 4:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    The gambling people love you

  435. 435 Insomniac said at 4:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Big Cox penetrating the end zone!

  436. 436 GEAGLE said at 4:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Yes!! Tears of Joy to see Cox score

  437. 437 McNabbulousness said at 4:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    FAT MAN IN A LITTLE COAT, COX BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  438. 438 GEAGLE said at 4:21 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Yes!! Upvote this man

  439. 439 Baloophi said at 4:22 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Tommy likey. Tommy want wing-ey.

  440. 440 McNabbulousness said at 4:23 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    house keeping…

  441. 441 SeanofDead said at 4:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    And they cover the spread!,!,!

  442. 442 BC1968 said at 4:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Kind of weird that the score is about right and the universe has balanced out.

  443. 443 McNabbulousness said at 4:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    hey howie, get out your checkbook mr. cox

  444. 444 Dragon_Eagle said at 4:21 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Mr. Cole, 3 more years please.

  445. 445 doublgee said at 4:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

  446. 446 Hanibal Luis said at 4:21 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Coxy! And there goes the point spread 😛

  447. 447 McNabbulousness said at 4:21 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    a tale of two halves, 34 unanswered.

  448. 448 doublgee said at 4:21 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Great block by MK95!

  449. 449 McNabbulousness said at 4:22 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    to quote the great concrete charile: “THIS FUCKING GAME IS OVER!”

  450. 450 BC1968 said at 4:22 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    For good laughs go see the first half thread.

  451. 451 GEAGLE said at 4:23 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Yeah go take a look

  452. 452 GEAGLE said at 4:22 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    “This will be a blowout that was Much closer than it seems in box score”-GEAGLE

  453. 453 doublgee said at 4:22 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Hu huh! He said, “Chased Cox into the endzone.”

  454. 454 Baloophi said at 4:23 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    You’re right, CBS – this is the perfect appetizer for the women’s tennis final!

  455. 455 McNabbulousness said at 4:23 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    i just close my eyes and listen to all the grunting

  456. 456 Baloophi said at 4:24 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Are you referring to the tennis or the commentary in this game?

  457. 457 McNabbulousness said at 4:25 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    lets just say i’m a very lonely man…

  458. 458 Corry said at 4:24 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    …i do enjoy watching Caroline Wozniacki…

  459. 459 jshort said at 4:23 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    sure would like to get in the 40ies

  460. 460 Dragon_Eagle said at 4:24 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Wow. Just saw that the Bills knocked off the Bears. And what the hell happened to New England?

  461. 461 SteveH said at 4:26 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    A bad Tennessee team beat KC too. Thank god they signed Alex Smith to a bajillion dollar extension, 3 interceptions today.

  462. 462 James Adair said at 8:50 AM on September 9th, 2014:

    Crazy From the Heat

  463. 463 doublgee said at 4:24 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Ref seems a little sleepy

  464. 464 47_Ronin said at 4:24 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Anyone watching the game hear Foles screaming at Cox “I see you big boy!” Luv it

  465. 465 Baloophi said at 4:25 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Yes… and then he slammed his head into his helmet.

  466. 466 47_Ronin said at 4:27 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Lol

  467. 467 GEAGLE said at 4:25 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    We never win this game under Andy. Lose 100 out of 100 times

  468. 468 Anders said at 4:25 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    2011 Giants game?

  469. 469 McNabbulousness said at 4:28 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    with a young/healthy mcnabb we might win this game

  470. 470 McNabbulousness said at 4:30 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    and a healthy westbrook and chad lewis

  471. 471 Baloophi said at 4:25 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Well, Lee doesn’t suck.

  472. 472 Anders said at 4:37 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I really wanted Lee in the 2nd

  473. 473 Baloophi said at 4:40 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Yeah… would have been nice. I think Matthews will be good… but different good.

  474. 474 Anders said at 4:52 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I just think Lee’s skill set is better. Lee can actually juke a DB, Matthews cant

  475. 475 BC1968 said at 4:25 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Now back to reality, not going to win many games if they play like this.

  476. 476 Baloophi said at 4:26 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Could be the “wake up call” they needed. I don’t know how they’re supposed to wake up, exactly, but it sounds like something we’ll hear all week.

  477. 477 Corry said at 4:27 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    The injuries on the Oline are a concern though. There’s no depth now.

  478. 478 Baloophi said at 4:27 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Yes… I assume Howie is on the phone.

  479. 479 Anders said at 4:37 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    We still have Dennis Kelly who was inactive and Tobin should be back soon

  480. 480 Baloophi said at 4:40 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    How long is Tobin expected to be out? Practice squad is Graf and Andrews?

  481. 481 McNabbulousness said at 4:27 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    and the mathis injury

  482. 482 McNabbulousness said at 4:30 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    and we don’t play the jags every week

  483. 483 James Adair said at 8:52 AM on September 9th, 2014:

    If the Jags were in the NFC East they’d have a shot at second.

  484. 484 McNabbulousness said at 4:25 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    per usual, henne getting his garbage time stats in

  485. 485 GEAGLE said at 4:26 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I said 34-17… Next day I changed it to 16 because I said they couldn’t score two TDs,.. Better not cost me my office pool

  486. 486 GENETiC-FREAK said at 4:39 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I remember you wrote 40-17 before.. Thought nah too many points for Jags.. You were pretty much spot on! lol

  487. 487 McNabbulousness said at 4:26 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    hearns 0 catches in the second half, morale of the story, stop hearns you stop the jags

  488. 488 Dragon_Eagle said at 4:26 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Whew. 1-0. Couldn’t we just have a normal blow out where we go up 30 points at half and then coast.

  489. 489 BC1968 said at 4:27 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Best part about today is, I thought the Redskins were the 2nd best team in the division and they just lost to one of the worst teams from last year. Asides from themselves.

  490. 490 BC1968 said at 4:28 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Well not the best part.

  491. 491 doublgee said at 4:27 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    GEAGLE, here is is!
    We just saw something ill. And it was WHOA!!!
    http://youtu.be/vOxWfRrb2Sk

  492. 492 Baloophi said at 4:28 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Niners up 6-0 over Dallas in the first minute… courtesy of a DeMarco Murray fumble…

  493. 493 Corry said at 4:29 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Tony Romo can’t have all the fun…

  494. 494 Anders said at 4:29 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I got Murray in both my fantasy teams, BUT I DO NOT CARE, I JUST WANNA SEE COWBOYS HUMILIATED

  495. 495 McNabbulousness said at 4:29 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    good man

  496. 496 A_T_G said at 4:31 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Never take NFCE players, except Eagles.

    Would you start him against the Eagles? If not, then he has three bye weeks for you.

  497. 497 Anders said at 4:29 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Lol Cowboys fumble and its gets returned for TD

  498. 498 Baloophi said at 4:31 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    If I never see Jeff Triplette again, it will be too soon.

  499. 499 A Roy said at 4:41 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Horrid ref.

  500. 500 Baloophi said at 4:42 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Just looks like a farter…

  501. 501 Anders said at 4:43 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I hope I do not have to listen to Carey defend terrible ref calls again.

  502. 502 Baloophi said at 4:44 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Or watch Cary defend terrible receivers again…

  503. 503 Anders said at 4:49 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I think that will happen again for the next 15 weeks

  504. 504 SteveH said at 4:31 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Now just need to wait and hear about the injuries to Mathis and Barbre… Hopefully Mathis not done for the year.

  505. 505 jshort said at 4:32 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Mathis didn’t look good

  506. 506 Baloophi said at 4:33 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Looked like it could’ve been an ankle break vs. a knee. Don’t know what difference that would make…

  507. 507 Hanibal Luis said at 4:34 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    I’m staying optimistic, a sprain knee ligament can be painful and you would need to keep the pressure of it.

  508. 508 Anders said at 4:34 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Les said on twitter its the MCL and might not require surgery. Should be noted same injury Kelce had (they said MCL and no surgery first, but day after with swelling gone, it required surgery)

  509. 509 SteveH said at 4:35 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Blurg.

  510. 510 McNabbulousness said at 4:36 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    better than i expected but still not good

  511. 511 McNabbulousness said at 4:37 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    linemen leaving the game on a cart usually equals season over, so this is mildly encouraging

  512. 512 jshort said at 4:31 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Did anyone think we were covering the point spread too

  513. 513 McNabbulousness said at 4:32 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    at 10.5/11, no fucking way

  514. 514 Anders said at 4:33 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Not after the FG

  515. 515 McNabbulousness said at 4:32 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    anyone hate watching the cowboys?

  516. 516 Corry said at 4:32 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Only when they’re winning.

  517. 517 Dragon_Eagle said at 4:32 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Not when they are losing.

  518. 518 Dragon_Eagle said at 4:33 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    And come to think of it, Tony Romo in the 4th quarter is entertainment gold.

  519. 519 Corry said at 4:40 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That’s right up there with Dez Bryant Hissy Fit Theatre.

  520. 520 Flyin said at 4:33 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Chip has some halftime magic.

  521. 521 Baloophi said at 4:38 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Wonder if we activate Polk next week. It seemed like either McCoy had something going on or Chip was trying to limit his touches, but despite a couple of good runs, Sproles makes me nervous as a feature back. Still want Sproles out there, but with the passing game not-functional a bigger back might help.

  522. 522 Corry said at 4:40 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    If not Polk, then call up Tucker and do RB by committee which is a shit plan, but it’s better than Darren Sproles; feature back.

  523. 523 Anders said at 4:45 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    If anybody wondered what we need next year. I think Cary Williams and Bradley Fletcher showed its CB together with better pass rush

  524. 524 Baloophi said at 4:47 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Yeah. CB is such a tough position to nail – via draft or free agency. Ironically like pass-rushers. But it’s time to spend the resources and at least try. What are your thoughts on trying Boykin out there? Doesn’t solve the long-term issue, obviously…

  525. 525 Anders said at 4:48 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Not a fan of Boykin outside. His strength is his insane COD and jump ability, I want a guy who can challenge WRs at the LOS.

  526. 526 James Adair said at 8:56 AM on September 9th, 2014:

    I don’t think Boykin is very good on the outside. He wasn’t good there again this pre-season.

  527. 527 McNabbulousness said at 4:49 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    holy shit you guys just see what kaepernick just did?!

  528. 528 Dragon_Eagle said at 4:50 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Yep. 2 plays in row bought time and hit his guys. Well done.

    Also noticed that there appear to be more 49er fans in the stadium than ‘girls fans.

  529. 529 McNabbulousness said at 4:51 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    that’s an understatement, it was fucking loud for that niners drive

  530. 530 jshort said at 5:04 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    thought it was a 49er home game till you mentioned it.

  531. 531 FairOaks said at 4:51 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Broke one tackle then found an uncovered receiver. I’m hoping he looks great this game… and it’s more indicative of Dallas’ D than the rest of their season 😉

  532. 532 jshort said at 5:02 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    for the second time..

  533. 533 Corry said at 5:00 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Cowboys are in midseason form.

  534. 534 BC1968 said at 5:12 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    That Steelers returner who kicked the punter in the face, seriously? That’s assault, he should be suspended for at least a few games.

  535. 535 James Adair said at 8:58 AM on September 9th, 2014:

    I don’t think it was intentional. He jumped too early and kicker went to his knees while he was in the air.

  536. 536 Dragon_Eagle said at 5:18 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    Romo. Hehehe

  537. 537 NinjaP said at 6:20 PM on September 7th, 2014:

    man I took a nap because I was pretty toasted at half time, never been so happy or confused to have my roommate wake me up to tell me the eagles won 34-17.