PHI 23, DAL 7 – 2nd Half
Posted: November 27th, 2014 | Author: Tommy Lawlor | Filed under: Philadelphia Eagles | 373 Comments »This is fun. The Eagles have 292 yards of offense and 23 points. Dallas has one TD and one turnover. DeMarco Murray has 13 carries for 46 yards. And Witten/Bryant have been kept under control.
The Eagles would be dominating this if they didn’t get bogged down in the Red Zone on the last couple of possessions. This easily could be 31-7.
There is still plenty of room for improvement, but this is a great start to the game. The Eagles are playing at a high level and Dallas looks tired and sloppy. We’ll see what happens in the 2nd half. You would think the Dallas defense would be extremely worn down and might really fall apart, but desperation does funny things to people. We’ll see if they rally or the Eagles continue to romp.
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Fuck Dallas, GO EAGLES
Pitbull is rocking a Return of the Jedi Luke look…
Let’s see Cowgirl tears!
Lactic acid buildup…. The long halftime is going to hurt the Cowboys. Here’s to a 3 and out and the. A McCoy 50 yard run as the dagger…. 600 yards of offense????
Probably 550.
halftime being over won’t come soon enough
The Cowgirls are very good in the 2nd half, but so are we.
Are they as good after half when they’re trailing and have to throw more?
No.
Howie and Terry think Dallas has to air it out, but I don’t know if Dallas will be abandoning the run before they receive the 2nd half kick-off. That will be a huge possession for them, and they run to set up the pass, so I think we’ll see more stretch plays (and more Eagle stops), before they believe their eyes.
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/536743734441181184
I kept waiting for DeMarco Murray to fumble one of those kids in the NFL Play 60 spot…
After midnight here. Tryptophan hitting hard. Must stay awake for second half.
I just started a new painkiller medication and am fighting to stay awake. don’t let a little turkey trip u up 🙂
Put a smoking candle under your smoke alarm.
The game is making it easier for me but I will be as tired as that dallas D after this game is over
where u is?
somebody got thrown like 20 feet on that return
Wow did anybody see that cowboy player fly backwards? Lmao
Kendricks is such a mean mofo, that he tackles Trent Cole when Murray bitches out and dives. Trent Cole raises and says good hit.
Force a punt here. Score a touchdown. Eagles win
dunbar screen?
close…
ok it was close lol I have studied
beat that damn rookie
They want Zack Martin in pro bowl.
Cox>Martin = Cox All Pro
I’m still nervous for whatever reason but just continue the domination
Clearly, the Dallas punter Jones is not as good as our Jones.
FUCK
Damn
This is why i was nervous
fuck!
And here we go.
Why does our O do this to themselves
Ok. Breathe.
not worried, pick 6 coming.
Im having aenurisym
Cox always shows up
Fletcher Cox is fucking amazing
Even if they score that was worth it
Way to step up D
Thank you D!
F U ROMO U PIECE OF SHIT
Pass defense getting it.
Casey!!
Great O line my ass
they are good but our dline is better
Big save by the D there.
O line better ball out now
You shall not pass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!!!
Shady better make up for it ON THIS DRIVE
ALL IS FORGIVeN SHADY
Off-setting red zone turnovers I guess.
Turkey and Cox goes together like PB&J.
As a foreigner, that sounds like a really weird thanksgiving tradition, considering its a family holiday.
Love it when Romo turtles up
He’s done that on both sacks. Seems like doesn’t want to take a hit on that back.
I dont blame him. remember what Barwin has been doing the last few games
Yup. It’s a good sign for us. The D is getting hungrier. I’d love it if he just keeps sitting down when he hears footsts
Remember when we blew out a bad team last week and nobody was excited? That shows the character and expectations on this team
Anyone else laugh when Aikman said” Cox coming in from behind” lol
im telling you these youñg defenders will grow into a Nasty bunch by January!
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All the crap this city gave to bennie Logan. What a monster
He was rookie last year leaning a new scheme and position. I thought he was great last year. We never get respect or hype and I prefer it that way so when these games come up the pressure is on the other team
Only defenders I feel “down” about are in the secondary
love the way the D is playing.
May be alone here, but really home BG gets a chance to start and own that position. Love Trent but BG is the future
the key really is getting up and making them be 1 dimensional. Cowboys can’t run the ball now, have to pass and if they are passing we can get it.
That is what we are building for (having a big lead)
I wanted graham in the draft and I will be very happy to see him start , here or elsewhere (I trust the coaches)
They are pretty consistent with the 7 yes on 1st down
i could have sworn they werent going to call that.
same here
Me too
the keeper is an option now
qb keeper!
STOP DIVING FORWARD, SANCHEZ!
I like that he’s keeping and getting hit
SUCK IT WILCOX
You see what the keeper does to the defense?
KABOOM!
SHADY time
Jump in the Salvation Army bucket!
Mathis…beast!
Lesean!
Yeasssssssss!!!!
This is boring to me. Thought this would be more competitive. SEA looking like a trap game.
get out.
Seattle is really good can’t call that a trap game
they’re too good to be a trap. If that’s what you meant Edit: I think I missed the sarcasm
If you get bored watching a cowboys smack down. You are doing something wrong
Awesome!
this team is coming out with something to prove
I guess he made up for the fumble!
I needed this
Did the Sanchez keepers set this TD uup?
On that McCoy TD, the weakside LB was actually frozen by Sanchez for that split second. Might not have made too much of an impact, but that’s why doing a QB run every once in awhile helps the run game.
huge difference. Think Sanchez is getting more comfy with the keeper. As long as he can hold onto the ball it’ll be awesome.
I saw that Shah. And you are absolutely right!
even making them take one half false step will open it up you are right!
Fletch play making!
BG!!!
Graham 🙂
Feast time!
Bring the fire
loving nolan
DL is just dominating!
Davis told them Romo the only turkey they get today haha feast time boys
It’s over. Hi fives to all in the room.
Its not over until final whistle stop that talk. Im blaming u for that pick not counting
might be true
night is young my friend
FUCK that
NATE ALLEN MAKING PLAYS!!!!!!
damn
I think romo took a good hit though
To the moon, Sconces!
sconces gonna sconce lol
I to,d these fucking pussies we would dominate them at the line of scrimmage.
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I told these wimps they couldn’t tackle!
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I told them the natipnal media doesn’t know what a quality defense is.
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Fucking cowboy frauds!!! I waited all fucking year for us to expose them!,,
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The TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREEEEEEEEEE!! Fly Eagles Fly
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Shake on all the clowns that picked against us this week! This is our division!! Get these pretenders out of my face!!
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Seattle is NEXR to get their ass handed to them at the line of scrimmage
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Welcome to the NFL zack Martin…meet Fletcher COX!!
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How’s your 2nd year center like Being 2nd year bennie Logans bitch?
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I told you Doug Free was a pigeon… How you gonna have a pigeon on the best line in the NFL?
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GTFO…told You cowboy bitches you were frauds!!! Now you know who runs this division! See your bitch ass for your mandatory ass whooping at the Linc!!
you need some more tryptophan my friend.
“they are who we thought they were”
hahaha YEAH BUDDY!!!
DeMarco Murray just attacked Donnie Jones!
Good thing we don’t need him today, but still…
Murray is pretty good
remember marion barber? they ran him into the ground too
You know who i feel really bad for? The Lolskins. Spend 3 firsts and a second on a qb who they are going to cut at the end of the year and we’re going to the playoffs w/ mark sanchez.
I can never feel bad for them
U know who I feel bad for? Chip, U know he wants 60 points for his bday
carroll starting for fletch?
I hate this one on one too greedy
Fletch benched?
Omg I’m loving it even the fletch and Cary are trying to bring my mood down
Where’s Fletcher ?
guess not fletch is out there.
ugh should have had him
Romos throwing some major ducks
Jason Whitten – the invisible man!
see what kendricks did to dunbar?? thats coaching and demeco influence
does anyone have any idea how many, if any snaps MS II has been in for?
Seems like zero. Mathew is playing well
yeah matthews and carroll II i haven’t even seen ache. The fact that they made acho active lets you know how they feel about MSII
nice coverage by boykin
I love that penalty by Cary. Mug them all day. 5 yards is worth it with the offense rolling.
except third and long….
not on 3rd down bro
ya
Actually, I don’t mind giving up the first down. The yardage is more important, IMO. Frustrating their receivers is more valuable than the first down.
I do understand the argument for 3rd down penalties.
love the avatar btw
Romo ain’t shit. The entire Cowboys organization AIN’T SHIT!
Ok so we can beat the romos but not the rodgers? I’m ok with that. If there’s only 3 qbs that can beat us that’s pretty good.
Rodgers had a good day. He was not particularly good against the Vikings. Our game had a lot to do with bad start that just rolled downhill.
Lambeu is a real home field advantage, dallass actually plays better on the road because they don’t have a home 🙂
YES FUCK U ROOOOMMOOOOO
whopp there it is
SCONCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sconces gonna sconce 🙂
Sconces gonna reverse-Sconce!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Not that I care’ but romo is clearly not well.
don’t care either…we are playing with our back up qb
True true. I like that I have to make excuses for why Dallas sucks
having had the same surgery as Romo is rmoured to have had about 3 months ago, I find it phenomenal he is even out there!
THAT’S how you play DEFENSE!!
Dallas has full-on abandoned the run.
Where is ACViking? He called it
Any chance Fox pieces together clips of Cowboys yelling at each other under the banner “Happy Thanksgiving!”?
that would be epic
I don’t even know why I’m watching this game, it’s like I wrote the script, and my puppets are acting the game out following my every word…eagles DL dominates fraud cowboy OL, Leary and Free are the pigeons, logan beats the stud center and Zack Martin gets his welcome to NFL moment..l big game Cary steps up, Romo catches a beating… 34-24 Eagles( probably won’t end this way)
that means we get two safeties or a fg and punt through lol
Why don’t more teams run the ball on third and two ?!
Lol this defense is laboring to just get off the field
love taht polk running
Polk Art.
POLK!!!
love watching polk run, he is a fucking battering ram
shut up aikman
yea he’s such a douche lets just enjoy his misery not like he can change the channel lol
you would think for such a prominent broadcaster, he wouldnt be allowed to be so biased.
where’s djax and sconces in that scuffle?
Coopers gonna fight every cowboy outnthere
i’m lolling right now.
lmao
Hahahahhhahaha
Once again we scored 30 points already and feel like we underachieved
Yeah I know. Strange.
scary isnt it?
For everyone else 🙂
At this pace we’ll find out if Dez can yell at himself, shall be interesting
Aikman and Buck are having a grizzled stubble off.
nice keepr
I want a death shot on this drive
THAT’S HOW YOU SLIDE! ALL-CAPS!
Lol that pump fake 8 yards down
hahhah. How are you faking when you’re 10 yds down field?
He’s not a 1 pump chump
How about that Dallas O-line, everybody?
I don’t thin I’ve ever been more wrong about someone than Maclin. And I bought his jersey 3years ago.
polk would have broke that tackle 🙂
ugh are u kidding.
he was down
Yup thank god
They have all they narratives down
DOWN MOFO
I think he was down
he was down.
phew
def down.
As Sanchez knows, butt = knee.
Can we please move past this butt fumble thing??? it didn’t even happen here
yeah not sure how you talk about it when he’s whooping on his third team this year AND given the general state of QB play
They’re bored. Plus anything to diminish the eagles
Still has some time before its not funny.
It’s he new ” snowballs at Santa” narrative
Not until he stuffs the ball between his cheeks and waddles in for a TD. THEN, we can move past it.
The knockout is still coming. All this does is slow us down.
Did shady fumble it? I missed it
no
Looks like hes down
It gave the clown boys a moment of hope def looked like he was down
no fumble 🙂 lol
Dude…….sweet!
Guess who’s not a negadelphian today?
QB with no turnovers? The only issue is red zone problems. But we played a pretty complete game today
Mike Peirera must be real fun at bars.
And Aikman was so happy a minute ago
I love thursday eagle games because I hate waiting until sunday to see them play 🙂
i was just getting sad we have to wait 10days to watch a game.
RedZone – oh my god what next.
Oh, looky, Cooper said something stupid again!
yeah coop said he needs a TD — #escalators
Sanchez and Cooper were really butting heads…
Well that escalated quickly
Sanchez should watch his back cooper fights every person out there
cooper is such a waste
cooper is garbage get him off the field . he should be cut
Please don’t equate him with my man Trash Can…
ugh he makes me sick. can’t make plays on the field , says stupid things off the field.
You’re talking about Cooper, and not my favorite training camp performer, Trash Can, right?
Sanchez beaned him on purpose
I hope he did lol
Wtf is up with the red zone offense
I’m not worried. I don’t know why , but I’m not.
addition by subtraction, go to carolina coop
yo, i’m saying send him to TB with a pick for vjax10.
Go anywhere but here
Where the hell is Ertz I haven’t seen him like at all
he was in on one play where w=he drew a big penalty
yeah i keep wanting to start him in fantasy. I’m really hoping that CK is keeping some aspects of the offense for he playoffs and he’ll get his turn. otherwise trade him for a DB — Celek has a lot of game left in him.
I remember a lot of people thought Celek was done at the beginning of the year. Always loved the way he played
Whoa whoa relax!!!
yea me too but just like the eagles I’m winning without him
I sure hope the Eagles D is wearing a condom?
lmao cox is clean
Too bad Dixon didn’t pan out. Could’ve had cox and Dix in there
Just wait till Chip has a full week to prepare for Dallas in 3 weeks
Dallas will have 10 days though
What happened btwn Cooper and Sanchez?
They had a Romo – Witten moment…
Thanks.
I think there was confusion about the formation or play-call, and we took a timeout…
Coop was expecting perfection. Not football.
an incomplete pass
Romo just got popped
Romo: “I’ve been throwing the ball better than I ever have before.”
Everyone’s tryptophaned on turkey and winning, now?
yup, not even sure how you can find a ton of fault with this game (aside from red zone issues).
Haven’t had my meal yet I will after the game 🙂
Just as a heads up, #68 from the Titans is still eligible…
Kendricks
SHITT what a play
Fox is kicking themselves for not having another game to turn to…
Jerry Jones probably wishing his team wasn’t on national tv.
speaking of….i wish they show him now haven’t see him all day
they showing moose and staughbach
Even when it’s not Thanksgiving, Jerry Jones’s eyes are bigger than his stomach.
beautiful.
I love this defense!!
When we are aggressive and not Prevent, this D rules.
Game. Blouses.
pancakes bitches?
So WHAT will be dallas excuse for this game? Romo looks healthy
the second game is going to be a good one i think. Could we go 13-3? Can you remember the last time we went 13-3?
Dude they are getting run out of the Linc…our offensive line is back!!! all the games are over now!!! Teams are done eating!!
as i said below, had the same surgery as romo. NO WAY he is fully healthy
yea but he looks healthy not like the skins game or even the jags. he is doped up but physically capable of performing. I too have had back surgery, and will feel bad 10 years from now when romo can’t walk or play with his kids
Yeh different scenario for him being able to spend 24 hours a day rebuilding rather than having to go back to work, but there are time when i catch myself now. You just don’t have the same range or capabilities, no matter how hard you rehab (from my experience). incredible athlete but its just not an easy thing to recover from, and agree putting a lot at risk even coming back from this and playing…I know my rugby days are long gone
Lol there’s your rushiñg champ, and the “best OL in the NFL” getting friggin DOMINATED!!!!
Love the tilde on rushing! It makes it sound like Malkovich’s terrible Russian accent in Rounders!
Clip for reference…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Na363glDoY
pay Zee Mayne his Moneyz
Oscar.
Hahaha pay zee mayne.. Love “Teddy KGB”,.. I don’t know why all of the sudden my autocorrect always puts the Tildes on top of a lot of my words…no idea why
It’s very “festive.” I love it! If I could put an upside-down exclamation point in front of that last sentence, I would.
But, but, they are “America’s Team”!
Kendricks you beauty!
Thanksgiving day massacre
Heath Evans is still picking Dallas to win.
I h8 that mfer
hes not worth hating or even thinking about, real life troll lol
Win the race to the locker room.
I want 40 on that scoreboard!
Fox Truck: “All we’ve got is old school Dallas highlights!!!”
Their O-line is so much better than ours. RB, also.
I don’t think head coaches necessarily need to do play-calling, but Garrett looks so inactive, is chewing gum his only gameday obligation?
roll call?
press conferences
He went to Harvard he’s using mind control
princeton I think
So he’s using his dad’s business connections.
he needs to be free to take orders from jerry and then communicate them to the passing coordinator who then tells the run game coordinator 🙂
Donnie Football was huuuungry!
i thought we were going to get that safety
would like a safety please.
so close!
after today I will still feel like we haven’t beaten a good team but fuck u Aikman saying we took a shellacking in Arizona. what a tool
Dammit. The safety would have bee the icing on the cake.
Icing is no injuries. Whipping Dallas doesn’t need anything else.
True true. Run Polk till the emd
This^^^
The Cool Whip on the pumpkin pie…
Globber should go to fletcher cox
so your saying cox gets gobbler lol it fits
Kind of think the gobbler should go to the Eagles O Line.
I hope jerry gives shady the trophy
We should trot out a lucky fan to play QB for a series…
And watch his own favorite team sack him and probably injure him. Would kind of be a sweet bitter thing for that fun. Lets do it.
I wonder if Dez Bryant is walking down the bench, firing up the offense?
He’s firing up the trainers now so they’ll be ready after the game
Ha! Right now he’s screaming at an ice tub. “Come on, Tub! Let’s go!”
Cant wait for the PCs
I’m guessing: “I’m not gonna use the short week as an excuse, but we didn’t have a lot of time.”
we didn’t either. I hope it will be more creative. Prob crying about the refs (who didn’t call a lot for either team)
Good call. But the hypocrisy of the “no time” argument won’t prevent them from using it. Remember, we had three more hours to prepare…
I think I read somewhere Chip and the coaches worked on the game plan last SAT. I hope they complain about that unfair advantage lol 🙂
More likely setting the bench on fire. Or possibly gnashing it to sawdust with his teeth!
233 yards on the ground
RG3 benched, Romo and cowboys exposed, convincing Eagles W, HAPPY THANKSGIVING INDEED!
Signing off now … Great game, great conversation … Happy turkey day everybody!!!!!
Use that Spooonius on some pie-ius!
Cowboys being scummy. Anyone surprised?
Sounds like not ALL the Dallas fans have left…
dirty cowboy trash
Dirty dirty stinkin, trash truck juice drinkin cowboy trash
Happy Eaglesgiving! Tootles
The thanksgiving day Massacre. Came into Jerry’s world, smacked his wife on the ass, kicked my feet up, put my hand in my pants “al bundy” style and made myself at home…straight up Hostile takeover…dominant them in the trenches til they waived the white flag with like 5 minutes left in the game!
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Hahahahahaha don’t even bother showing up in philly in two weeks. It’s ok. Everyone will understand if you stay home!!!! Nothing like gutting a dirty stinkin cowboy, from Jerry down to the ball boys! Gut them all!!!
NATE ALLEN MAKING PLAYS!!!!
#FIXINGTHETORATIO
Hahahahah nate Allen INT….. Waive the white flag you inferior pieces of trash. You dirty dallas trash make Kenzo’s look like they belong in Beverly hills. Dirty dirty rotten cowboy trash
Kelly must think Barkley is terrible.
I hope we punt it again… curious to see what happens to Harris…
Yes!!! Braman! Braman! Braman!
But Braman has to take his helmet off first.
Nate had himself a hell of a game!
he didn’t make a bonehead mistake and caught the ball thrown to him, he had a good game
He made another sideline fumble recovery and had an INT called back – he was in great position regardless of the pass interference
I agree but I think FOR NATE he had a great game. For a good safety it would have been par
we punted today I think lol
As “bad” a season McCoy is supposedly having he still has over 1000 yards
will probably end up #2 rushing behind murray.
Huff at RB???
I think he can play each position — sproles replacement.
“Let Trash Can play! Let Trash Can play!”
Man this feels great
I love when the Iggles derail the Dallas hype train
This win is going to make seconds taste that much better. And thirds. And sneaky midnight fourths…
Im very thankfull this thanksgiving.
Im thankful cowboys have no D 🙂 best part is I will enjoy this W all the way until Tuesday (my rule)
casey matthews had a sack and a TFL (MSII no stats). I can’t decide which matthews jersey i should get.
Matthew Tobin’s?
Sanchez 219 2TDs, no TOs. That makes 2 games without TOs.
So we win 33-10 and we was only 1-5 in RZ. Serious, once we fix that RZ offense, 40 points per game is just there for the taking
40? 60! our playcalling is a lot different. Excited to see what it looks like in the playoffs.
Holt sounds like Chip ” The goal of football is to score more touchdowns than your opponents. Dismissed!” lmao