Mystery Move

Posted: February 27th, 2018 | Author: | Filed under: Philadelphia Eagles | Comments Off on Mystery Move

The Eagles announced a move on Tuesday. I’ve got to be honest, this didn’t make much sense to me.

https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/968521071120011264

Punter? I’m not familiar with that term.

Donnie Jones? Name is vaguely familiar, but I can’t place it.

Frankly, I don’t know why the Eagles made a big deal out of this guy retiring.

0 TDs

0 sacks

0 INTs

0 rushing yards

0 passing yards

Shouldn’t be hard at all to replace him.

My best guess is that he just made up this “punter” position, you know like when Pam made herself the office administrator on The Office. He convinced some people it was real and then laughed all the way to the bank.

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Somebody call Tedy Bruschi.

Lane Johnson talked about winning and having fun, unlike the Patriots. Bruschi shot him down, over and over. Now it seems that there might have been some legitimacy to Johnson’s criticism of the Patriots.

Will Bruschi do the right thing…either apologize to Johnson or go on every single ESPN show and rip Gronk. I doubt we’ll get either.

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You know Jimmy Bama had to share his thoughts on Donnie Jones.

https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/968527804169105408

We need to support Bama through such a trying time.

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